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Caption Contest: Weil Still Has A Ghost Of A Chance With A ‘merger’ Partner Like This

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What happens when a Biglaw firm suddenly goes out of business? The partners find new firms, the associates update their résumés, and Spirit Halloween apparently starts measuring for signage. With Weil planning to wind down after nearly a century, it seems the seasonal retailer may have found its next location. Talk about a scary development.

The firm spent decades helping clients come back from the dead, but this probably wasn’t the restructuring anyone had in mind. Anyone in the market for a slightly used rainmaker costume?

Here’s the picture for our latest caption contest. Give this Biglaw horror story your best caption.

wow that was fast pic.twitter.com/EebiastvHS

— Matt Margolis (@ItsMattsLaw) October 28, 2026

Same rules as always: submit possible captions via email (subject line: “Weil Spirit”) or text (646-820-8477). Please try to be funny, since we think this is pretty awesome material. We’ll choose our favorites — with preference given to those with a legal bent — and then let you vote for the best one.

Please submit entries by SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 1, at 11:59 P.M. (EST).


Staci Zaretsky is the managing editor of Above the Law, where she’s worked since 2011. She’d love to hear from you, so please feel free to email her with any tips, questions, comments, or critiques. You can follow her on Bluesky, X/Twitter, and Threads, or connect with her on LinkedIn.

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