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High Heel Mandatory Business Attire Of The Day

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Life went to shit when they introduced casual friday to the workforce…

I don’t go to professional offices, pretty much ever, because that’s just not the kind of lowlife that I am.

However, if I did, I would expect all the women to be secretaries or at the very least, dressed like slutty secretaries, even if they were the top dog at the office.

I am not a sexist who feels women can’t run companies or be annoying boss bitches.

I figure, if anyone can do it, a ball busting woman can.

I am the kind of sexist who feels women in office settings should be in skirts, pantyhose and heels. No matter her role there.

In this current wear your diaper to work so that you can cruise facebook all day…

Or this WORK FROM HOME by not working at all, because workers don’t actually work, they collect checks….

There’s a general acceptance of people dressing like bums.

Now, I dress like a bum, it’s just my existence and I am not a professional.

Unless you think dyslexia and english as a second language blog posts is up there with CORPORATE MERGERS AND ACQUISITIONS….

So, I am not an office working lady who should be MANDATED to wear them heels…

But I do bring my recommendations to all business owners with these pics:

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