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Texans At Titans Live Game Discussion For Week 5

HOUSTON, TEXAS - OCTOBER 04: Nico Collins #12 of the Houston Texans celebrates with C.J. Stroud #7 after a touchdown in the first half against the Dallas Cowboys at Reliant Stadium on October 04, 2026 in Houston, Texas. (Photo by Tim Warner/Getty Images) | Getty Images

Hello and good morning all you guys, gals, and nonbinary pals out there in Texansland today and welcome to week 5 of the NFL season.

Has your dog been howling a lot this week and you have no idea why? Or have you noticed lots of birds suddenly leaving the area in an extra ominous, not just them flying south for the winter, kind of way? Well, I have an explanation for you. It’s hate week. It’s the week (okay, one of them) where our Houston Texans travel to Methopotamia to play the Baby-Eating Sister-[Expletive]ers of upper Alabama. Or the Tennessee Titans if you wanna be all technical and stuff.

It’s a time where I get to trot out my favorite video detailing the origins of the titans; the Greek ones, I mean. The Nashville ones we already know how they got started. Courtesy of Steph Stradley: