Which Penguin Would You Want On Your Beer League Team?

This is a good one from the NHL social media team, asking players who they would want on their beer league teams.

Who would be the best from the Penguins? Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin, duh, they stand apart as an opportunity you’d never forget to get to share the ice with some of the greatest players of all time.

For on ice reasons, I would go with players that might not be so obvious. Sure, you might immediately go to wanting Egor Chinakhov on your team since he’s outrageously fast and shoots the puck so hard, but that also means he’s impossible to keep up with and not going to be so fun to play off of for a mere ‘normal’ type of player. Now, someone like Tommy Novak would be an incredible beer leaguer; he’s good enough at lugging the puck up the ice in the NHL, he would skate around the entire league of non-pro level players, toy with everyone else with his dangles and then be able to set his teammates up. Especially if it was roller hockey, I’d bet Novak would be a way higher value player than one might think upon first glance due to his puck control and hands.

Erik Karlsson is up in that Crosby/Malkin obvious territory, but my goodness, how fun would that be? I feel like he would be the guy that shows up late half the time and skips out on the other half of the games but would be incredible beer leaguer, effortlessly so since he’s also one of the greatest players of this generation. Kinda like the time he missed the entire preseason with an injury and then stepped right in to play all 82 NHL games, the ease and casualness of Karlsson would fit right in even before the fact he could score 10 points a game without breaking a sweat in your average beer league.

Controversially, I don’t think I would want Marc-Andre Fleury. Being in proximity to the pranks is not as fun as watching from afar, though clearly if the opportunity was available, of course you wouldn’t pass it up.

Elmer Soderblom would be a marvel in the beer leagues. He was starting to hold the puck and drive to the net at the NHL level, it would be just impossible for any rec level player to take it away from him. Plus with that reach, good luck trying to get the puck around him. His size and strength would be off the charts.

For the social aspects, take a look at the regulars at the poker table and more colorful members of the team. From last season, Connor Clifton and Kevin Hayes would be unreal beer league teammates. Chopping it up with those guys would be a riot. It’s not hard to picture Noel Acciari with a six pack in the lockerroom bemoaning his upcoming chores or family obligations and BS’ing around with the crew after the game like an average Joe. Those guys wouldn’t have the panache of being an absolute star but for the vibes and experience would be just as terrific as anyone.

That’s who came to mind here, let us know who you would want to play beer league hockey with.