Is It Illegal To Grab Your Husbands Penis On Your Property With Consent? Location: Indiana
Location: Indiana
This is seems silly but I swear it’s real.
My husband and I were having a completely legal, contained, fire in our backyard during our most recent stay-cation. Drinks were had, but neither of us were stumbling or belligerent or anything.
We had our favorite songs playlist going, and some of those songs include “private time” songs. So War’s “Low Rider” comes on (iykyk ????) and I, for like 1-2 seconds (literally, actually literally, I’m not hyperbolizing) I grope him. Ya know, to like remind him of… things….
And our neighbor, whom we have an ongoing war with because of other things, called the cops and stated we were being inappropriate in public. This was in our own yard, with a privacy fence. For like 2 seconds, clearly not a handy. She regularly records from her second story window. Thus one of the many reasons we have an “ongoing war.”
I’m just trying to make sure I’m not going to be labeled a sex offender for this since I’m a social worker and it would literally ruin my career.
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